[KierkegaardMAN]

My thoughts go back to my great-grandfather who drowned himself in Ireland in a vat of beer. Legend has it he got out three times to go to the bathroom.

[SIDENET]

Reminds me of when an Irish pub caught on fire. Two patrons were trapped inside and the fire department managed to rescue them from the burning building.

The firemen asked them how the fire started, and one said: "How should we know? It was on fire when we got here."