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Funny 2A Story - With a Karen
People From Around The World Share Their I-Don't-Work-Here Stories ^ | 20 January 2023

Posted on 01/20/2023 3:58:41 AM PST by COBOL2Java

One of several stories at the link:


It’s called the Second Amendment, lady

So I work as an armed guard for armed truck service. For those of you who don’t know, we are responsible for picking up money and checks from other businesses. (i.e. banks, stores, restaurants, etc.) As part of my job is handling large amounts of cash, I carry a side arm or handgun for those not into guns in order to protect myself and the money. Where I live you have to have what’s called a concealed carry permit to have such firearm outside of work hours, which I have.

So I am on my way home and have to stop at the store to pickup dinner for myself. The store I go to has employees that wear a blue polo and tan pants. My uniform is black pants and red polo with company name on it. And as I had just got off work I still have my name badge on and side arm in its holster on my hip.

Cue crazy lady. I’m browsing the freezer aisle and she stops me and starts to ask where product x is. She stops dead in her tracks as she sees my gun in it holster. Stops talking and fast walks out of the aisle. I just assume she realized I don’t work there and left to find someone who does.

I go about my business and proceed up to the cashier line. As I’m waiting to get up to check out in comes a swarm of about 8 police officers. They come straight to me with crazy lady behind shouting “that’s him, that’s the guy with the gun.” They point their guns at me and order my hands up. I drop what I have and comply. I state that I work for company z and that I have a permit for my weapon.

They lower and holster their guns after the commotion and apologize for the confusion but say they got a call about a guy walking around the store waving a gun around. I say I’m sorry, but since I have been here my gun has been holstered. Never left the holster.

They turn to the lady and ask if it’s true that I never took my gun out of the holster. She yells that I’m lying and that I can’t have a gun in the store anyway. They of course go and check the security footage and see that I did nothing wrong and let me go on about my business and apologize again for the misunderstanding.

They then turn around and handcuff the lady who called and told her she is being arrested for misusing the 911 system and inciting panic.


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To: notdownwidems
Any idea what state this was in?

The article in the link to the story doesn't say. I can think of a few states it might have occurred in.

21 posted on 01/20/2023 5:20:32 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Gun laws empower criminals. Guns empower the people.)
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To: COBOL2Java
It could be selective editing, but I notice that almost every one of these stories involves some crazed/bitchy woman as the aggressor/instigator.

I suspect this has to do with a couple of things:

1. Women and their hormones make them insane, at least some of the time.

2. Most men would never act the way these women do, because there's a very good chance that some other man would kick their ass for their behavior/rudeness/disrespect.

There's that old expression that, behind every great man, is a great woman. I would add a corollary, that behind (almost) every crazy man, there is a crazy woman who made him that way.

22 posted on 01/20/2023 5:34:23 AM PST by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: COBOL2Java

When I carry (legally, of course), I make DAMN sure it can’t be seen. In the Winter, it’s easier, of course, because the coat covers it up.
I pray to God that I may never have to draw it…


23 posted on 01/20/2023 5:44:27 AM PST by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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To: COBOL2Java

“...she is being arrested for misusing the 911 system and inciting panic.”

~~~

So happy to read that.
I was preparing myself for an ending where they apologize and she just gets to walk away and continue about her Karen-ness, or worse, that they tell you they have to write up a report anyway, and hassle you for a while.

Happy ending indeed.


24 posted on 01/20/2023 5:47:27 AM PST by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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To: telescope115
When I carry (legally, of course), I make DAMN sure it can’t be seen. In the Winter, it’s easier, of course, because the coat covers it up.

I pray to God that I may never have to draw it…

I have a collection of several holsters, IWB and OWB, as well as a Kevin's Concealment holster for the Ruger LCP backup gun tucked in my back pocket. In the winter I usually go with OWB, but in the summer it's IWB.

25 posted on 01/20/2023 6:08:05 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Gun laws empower criminals. Guns empower the people.)
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To: COBOL2Java

I’ve thought about OWB for winter. It’s a good idea. I’m gonna start looking, the choices are almost overwhelming. A nice leather one….🙂


26 posted on 01/20/2023 6:36:18 AM PST by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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To: COBOL2Java

Serves the dumb witch right.


27 posted on 01/20/2023 6:39:42 AM PST by Jean2
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To: Jean2

Amen...if she had kept her flapping mouth SHUT, everyone could have gone about their day without any hassle.


28 posted on 01/20/2023 6:50:23 AM PST by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...siameserescue.org)
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To: COBOL2Java

Wow - great story. You did a great job handling all of it.

One question - you were open carrying yet mention a CC permit.

Can you clarify on that?

Where I live is now permitless, but if you have a permit, you can open carry even in towns that ban it. However, I haven’t pushed that because of people like your Karen. I’m not saying you should not have open carried. I applaud you LOUDLY.


29 posted on 01/20/2023 6:51:41 AM PST by old-ager
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To: Deaf Smith
Karen wanted the guy killed by way of false red flag reporting.

Yep. That is why she lied. The cops were justified to arresting her.

31 posted on 01/20/2023 6:54:06 AM PST by VRW Conspirator (Socialism should more accurately be called Sociopathism)
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To: GranTorino

It is a waste of time and energy to argue with them. Nothing good comes from it. Like two elephants getting in a crapping contest. Your friend probably came to that conclusion after he got off his vacation.


32 posted on 01/20/2023 6:54:20 AM PST by sport
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To: COBOL2Java

I expected it to end badly

glad it all ended justly


33 posted on 01/20/2023 6:57:57 AM PST by PGR88
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To: COBOL2Java

Bttt


34 posted on 01/20/2023 7:05:46 AM PST by ChildOfThe60s ( If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there..)
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To: COBOL2Java

Yaya! Great story.


35 posted on 01/20/2023 7:09:00 AM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: old-ager
It wasn't me that's in the story, but I can tell you that in the People's Republic of Maryland where I live, open and concealed carry are legal in Maryland only for Maryland Wear/Carry Handgun Permit (WCHP) holders.

We just got a new RAT governor, and although my WHCP permit doesn't expire until the end of this year, my trainer PTP Gun) recommended I renew it NOW in case this new guy tries to push some stupid stuff on WCHP applicants. Now it's good until 2026.

36 posted on 01/20/2023 7:10:10 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Gun laws empower criminals. Guns empower the people.)
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To: COBOL2Java

Why would you need a “permit” to open carry?


37 posted on 01/20/2023 7:10:58 AM PST by CardeadInKy ("The problem with Liberalism is that eventually you run out of other people's money" -Marg Thatcher)
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To: CardeadInKy
Why would you need a “permit” to open carry?

Depending on the state,

Case in point: here in the People's Republic of Maryland.

38 posted on 01/20/2023 7:14:30 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Gun laws empower criminals. Guns empower the people.)
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To: COBOL2Java

What a beautiful story. Thank you


39 posted on 01/20/2023 7:15:00 AM PST by RWGinger (LGB)
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To: COBOL2Java

Yay.....must have felt good to be vindicated, and the false accuser to pay for her lies.


40 posted on 01/20/2023 7:38:09 AM PST by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
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