[Penelope Dreadful]

My BFF just wrote this,

A Dismember of the Family???
An Irish Poem by Squeeky Fromm

There once was a woman named Beck,
Who got angry and said, “What the heck!”
She shot Mom and Pop,
And then did not stop,
And she chopped off their heads at the neck!

[Revel]

That about sums it up.