Perilous times demand bold solutions! Turn off your gas stove for two weeks and eat Chinese takeout and pizza. Use your microwave to heat tea, coffee, left over pizza.
I will abstain from using my gas cooktop and fire up the 300 gallon smoker. When I start it up, it smokes up my back yard and spreads the smell of cooked meat all over the place.
“Americans are also struggling with obesity, this will help them to... you know the thing”.
Chinese pizza. Sounds interesting.