Years ago I had stones 2 weeks after moving to a new state for a job. Family was still back home and I didn’t really know anyone.
I drive myself to the ER. They gave me something that was awesome.
They asked who was driving me home and I said Me.
They said “Do you have any idea what we just gave you?”
“Nope, but I’m driving home.”
They gave me my paperwork and told me to sit in the chair for four hours.
I thanked them and headed toward the door.
That made you eligible for a DUI