Haha. Quite right. The sites that post these types of articles make money the longer a person stays on their page and the farther down a person scrolls. So they just hire some service to write thousands of words of gobblety-gook to keep you on their site.
I guess they wouldn’t pay me much to write “Woman runs into Keith Urban at WaWa.”
My wife routinely does kind things like this for people. A couple days ago, she paid for the breakfast for an elderly couple at our favorite cafe. A week before that, she paid for the breakfast of a young group of men out fixing utility lines. She often pays for the coffee for the folks in the car behind us at the drive-up coffee kiosk. Yet not once has anybody written an article about her!