Keith Urban? Bah! Let me tell you about the time I met Keith Hernandez at a gas station. I was behind him in line at the cashier. His bill was $5.01 and he only had a five and a twenty. Well, I sprung into action and handed him a penny from the “leave a penny” tray. He was so grateful that he let me help him move later that day. Wasn’t a bad experience except that Roger McDowell came by and spit on us.
Oh, yeah. Nicole Kidman, Medford, Medford, Nicole Kidman, Nicole Kidman, Medford.
Keith Urban? Bah! Let me tell you about the time I met Keith Hernandez at ....
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I used to see Prince driving to work. I’d be driving home, and I’d see a small black man in a yughe sports car. After about 4 sightings I realized that it was Prince.
And for all the MN people: Guess who I saw? Dave More and Vern Gagne.