(peanut gallery comments:) Oh ffs, are you still going on about this? Don’t you get that he literally falls outta his chair, laughing at how twisted up he can get us? Jusr stop feeding the bear!
(and the threats of withholding money, while they may seem like the only viable weapon in your arsenal, do seem pretty petty)
If you don’t want people to feed the bear, don’t make it a pet,
while blaming the spectacle on its thread stalked victims.
~Easy