How do you keep a moron in suspense?
“How do you keep a moron in suspense?”
You tell me. You’ve been in suspense since the moment you first drew breath.
Wait! You believe in past lives! Does that mean your suspension (the condition of being in suspense) pre-dates your current life cycle?
And, let’s talk about your fantasy ally; the poseur detector, you say? He or she would have fun with you.
You can explain to them your “story” that you said I had adopted by — get this — creating one of my own.
First off, adoption would not be creating one of my own; it would be taking yours AS my own (aka plagiarism). Upon being challenged, you explained the unavailability of your story by claiming I had had it censored (as if I had such power)! As I said earlier, your excuse for its disappearance was akin to telling your teacher your dog ate your homework. So, you made all that up, which makes you a poseur.
However, it was YOU who adopted MY story (about Sparky). And, to be candid, I am quite flattered; as imitation and adoption are the sincerest forms of flattery. So, you are a poseur AND a plagiarist.
Let’s keep on going! I’m enjoying the hell out of this!
LOLOL!
Hook, line and sinker. ;-)