No sunburn, no itchy hay dust.
On the other hand, you probably didn't suffer from genital bleeding or worry about catching STDs from the hay bale.
Never thought I'd see the day when you stuck up for the British monarchy and the creepiest living member of the British monarchy at that.
I’m not. But I also ain’t gonna pretend that happy grinning willing whore is a sacred victim. She’s just cashing in.