Wow - Pfizer finally puts out a press release about their gain of function research after @Project_Veritas exposed them
*at 8 PM on a Friday night*
That’s how you know they’re guilty and trying to bury the story
Let the criminal investigations beginhttps://t.co/jmPFGPC1M0 pic.twitter.com/uMyv5Kcz5o— DC_Draino (@DC_Draino) January 28, 2023
Batch Of Classified Documents Found On Walmart Clearance Shelf
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Jan 23, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
SMYRNA, DE — Biden is once again embroiled in scandal after yet another box of his classified documents was found on the clearance shelf of a local Walmart.
The top secret documents were seen next to a $1 clearance bin filled with DVDs of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s documentary on the Green New Deal.
“The investigation into President Biden’s misplacement of classified documents has reached a tipping point in which our agency is unable to cover for him by blaming Trump,” said FBI spokesman Herf Derfler while agents hauled off boxes of classified documents from the location.
“We’re poring over security footage,” continued Derfler, “While we cannot divulge much, we are seeing video evidence that Hunter Biden frequented this location to make random purchases of pseudoephedrine, ether, paint thinner, ammonia, drain cleaner, and batteries. Totally random buys.”
At publishing time, President Biden had made a visit to the local Walmart to assure citizens that the investigation of classified documents was over, then donned a Walmart vest and began greeting customers entering the store.
https://babylonbee.com/news/batch-of-classified-documents-found-on-walmart-clearance-shelf
Heck, Pfizer just said they have not conducted gain-of-function research. Isn’t that what their employee said? That they were talking about gof research? Pfizer in no way said they were NOT going to do it, just said they hadn’t done it.