[LibWhacker]

If the early sailors made boats, (or floated on logs)...

Hahaha, that's some crazy stuff right there. I don't call a couple of monkeys hanging onto a log for dear life and drifting from island to island partway across the Aegean Sea 'sailing.'

[SunkenCiv]

I don't call a couple of monkeys hanging onto a log for dear life and drifting from island to island partway across the Aegean Sea 'sailing.'

Hahaha, ironically, that's some crazy stuff right there, since that's not what is being claimed.