[fidelis]

3. "Last Christmas" by George Michael. It doesn't have anything to do with Christmas except the word "Christmas". You can just as easily substitute "last Tuesday" or "last April."

2. "Mary Did You Know" by Kenny Rogers. Of course she knew.

1. Bruce Springsteen's "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." It makes my ears bleed every time I hear it. I've made it my mission every year to avoid hearing it on the radio or in the stores. Last year I succeeded. This year: So far so good.

[dfwgator]

The only thing George Michael could give at Christmas was AIDS.