I would be better if he used authentic RAF Banter....
"Top hole. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie."
That you, Biggles?
I’m sorry old man, your banter seems a bit off