Posted on 12/22/2022 1:02:20 PM PST by Red Badger
Little Drummer Boy. Bleecccch!
Especially the Jackson Five version.............
when I was a kid I thought “Parson Brown” was “Parched and Brown”, which led me to wonder how a snowman could be parched and brown, and how could he marry anyone.
Only when it’s an album and I change the speed to 78. Then you can hear Satan’s voice clearly. Isn’t that special? (Church lady voice)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockin‘_Around_the_Christmas_Tree
Man, the Scrooges came out for this thread.
12 Days of Christmas is about 11 days too long.
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I agree with you on that one.
I used to know the entire lyrics by heart.....Now I can’t get past Five Golden Rings...............
A greatest hits album by Barbara Streisand, Barry Manilow, and Neil Diamond titled “A Very Jewish Christmas”
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Anything by Springsteen makes my ears bleed
Cant stand him his politics or his music. He can’t sing.
Santa Baby. Just creepy. Followed closely by I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.
I’m sensing a theme...
The original ‘Santa Baby’ sung by Eartha Kitt (1953) is a tongue-in-cheek classic. There were radio stations that banned the hit for being ‘too suggestive’.
Covers of it just seem annoying.
Setting aside the idiots who think “Imagine,” the most hate-filled song in history is a Christmas song... and the idiots who think anti-Christmas songs like “Happy Xmas (War is Over)” are Christmas songs (in spite of its better intentions, I’d include “Do They Know It’s Christmas” and in spite of its intended silliness, I’d include “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”), I’d have to list Paul McCartney’s “Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time,” “Santa Baby,” “Must Be Santa,” and Bananarama’s.
Special Mention to “What Do You Get A Wookiee for Christmas,” which I don’t count because it’s mean to be stupid as Hell; Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” which isn’t spectacularly bad but just rather icky and desperately overplayed; and the various wierdos who record “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” only BECAUSE it’s been misinterpreted as rapey. (No, he didn’t put a mickey in her drink.)
Santa Baby. Just creepy. Followed closely by I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.
I’m sensing a theme...
i agree wholeheartedly on Wonderful Christmas Time” and i’d have to add “do they know it’s Christmas?”
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