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To: Lazamataz

I’ve heard it said that, if you want to know how to impregnate a giraffe, someone on Free Republic will be able to tell you the height of the ladder you’d need.

Is the giraffe on level ground? Ladder safety is important. Make sure you have a spotter at the base of the ladder (good luck finding one for the aforementioned task).


31 posted on 12/11/2022 10:01:56 AM PST by Flick Lives (Cui bono)
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To: Flick Lives

I hear from some that giraffes are very selfish.


82 posted on 12/11/2022 11:40:05 AM PST by mware
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To: Flick Lives

I was at the San Diego Zoo one day when a giraffe was born. Mom was trying to get him to come out of the shed where he was born, but he was too shy. Apparently, the mom drops them while standing, the fall wakes them up.

IIRC, there was a mystery story that was solved when a criminal claimed that a giraffe cried out. They are generally mute, although they may hum.

What do you when a rhinoceros has three balls? Walk him, pitch to the giraffe.

Giraffes have seven bones in their neck. Same as humans.

Males fight each other by swinging their necks. Lions will occasionally go after giraffes. An elephant’s trunk can reach as high as a giraffe.


100 posted on 12/11/2022 1:24:20 PM PST by Tymesup
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