Reminds me of the joke about the guy in bed with his wife.
He gives her a little nudge and says “Hey - ya want to get frisky?”
“No - I’m tired.”
Same thing the next night.
The third night she says “I’m tired - why don’t you watch a game on TV or something?”
“A game!? You really don’t know anything about sports. There’s nothing on at 4 am.”