When encountering an angry woman, Just say, “now calm down honey.”
Women love that.
Also, “hey, less bitchin’ more kitchen!” Seems to relax them.
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Well played sir.
beer me
is likely to get you killed these days
I find “Calm down, sweetcheeks” followed by a firm swat on the heinie tends to have an effect.
yeah and if they reply “ok fine”, you are f’d.