Reminds be of a scene from one of those Police Squad movies.
I’ll bet calibration is a bit messy.
The last bastion of privacy has been invaded.
1984 was not a work of fiction, it was a non-fiction.
It sound like Maia is having a chitty day!
A small toilet-based sound sensor that can tell the difference between peeing, pooping and diarrhea
= = =
OK!
I need one of these. Will it be a TV Only $19.99 offer?
And some for Christmas presents for special relatives.
Can I get the WiFi option with Smartphone notification?
You know the Secret Service already has these.
They are ‘recent scientific developments, just now being released to the public’
Will they be installing them in Taco Bell restrooms? Could be interesting. How about truck stops?
You have no life it belongs to them and they’re very dangerous
most people getting cholora don’t have toilets.
Uhmm...I’ll pass.
Let me re-phrase that!
It could detect a cholera outbreak, or the local presence of a Taco Bell restaurant.
I hate to tell the geniuses at Georgia Tech that developed this technology but most of the cholera outbreaks in the past have occurred where the population had no F’ing flush toilets. Where they gonna stick their sensor?
Greg Gutfeld will love this story.
Uh, no thanks.
Reminds me of a prank some guys I was working with set up. They had a recording of something like this, the runs along with vomiting. They setup up an audio player in a restroom booth along with a pair of shoes to be seen from the outside.
It was hilarious watching the reactions of people coming out of the head.
What intrusive hell will they come up with next?!?
IoT. (Internet of Toilets)
Since COVID didn’t eradicate enough of the population as the deep state hoped, will this be the new scamdemic?