“Vladimir Poop-tin Russian strongman fell down stairs, soiled self as health speculation grows”
That shrunken little gnome is short enough to go end-over-end down the stairs like a stubby little football. That imagery would be hilarious!🤣
The original report from yesterday.
Yesterday, Russian President Vladimir Putin had a very difficult day, which ended quite dramatically.
Wednesday morning began for Putin with a depressing report on the state of the Russian economy and, as a result, a forecast of an aggravation of the situation in the near future. The sanctions imposed on Russia because of the invasion of Ukraine have a heavy impact on the country’s economy and the effect of these sanctions is growing and intensifying over time. The main problems in the Russian economy, according to the forecasts of the authors of the report, will occur in the period of late spring - early summer next year and it is not possible to avoid a negative scenario today. It should be noted that the forecast was made without taking into account the possible announcement of general mobilization and martial law in the country, which Vladimir Putin plans, which undoubtedly only worsens the forecasts.
In the afternoon, Putin was upset by news from the front. Promises by the leadership of the military bloc to seize several settlements before the beginning of winter, including Bakhmut (which in reports to Putin is called Artemovsk) in the Donetsk region of Ukraine, were not realized. Moreover, yesterday the leadership of the military bloc was not ready to guarantee the president a significant advance in any sector of the front before the New Year. Putin was informed that the cooling, which is predicted for the beginning of December in the Luhansk region, the Armed Forces of Ukraine can use for an offensive and in this case it will be very problematic to keep the territory in the north-west of the region.
In the evening, Putin had a telephone conversation with Uzbek President Shavkat Mirziyoyev. The conversation concerned plans for the future and the development of joint projects. No agreements were reached as a result of the conversation, or rather, they agreed to negotiate.
Truly dramatic events for Putin took place in the evening at his residence. Going down the stairs, Putin stumbled to the fifth point, after which he fell on his side and slid a couple of steps below. The incident occurred in front of the president’s personal security officers, who quickly reacted to Putin’s aid.
Three security officers helped the president get to the nearest couch and called medics who are on duty at the residence. Medics arrived within minutes, but could not immediately examine the president.
Putin suffers from oncology of the organs of the gastrointestinal tract, as a result of which he is already experiencing serious digestive problems, and as a result of the fall, as it turned out, the main blow fell on the coccyx, probably causing sharp pain, provoking involuntary defecation.
If earlier Putin wore special waterproof underwear with an absorbent effect, then recently he neglects these precautions, as it turned out to be in vain. Before the examination, the doctors escorted the president to the bathroom and helped to put himself in order, and at the same time conducted an initial examination.
After a full examination and examination, a bruise of the tailbone and soft tissues was diagnosed. Nothing critical, the president’s well-being was stable closer to the night, he can move independently, complaints of pain in the tailbone in a sitting position are the only thing that worries Putin. He took pain medication at night. In the near future, an investigation will be conducted, which provoked the fall of the president.
He wears special shoes, even at home with an anti-slip coating, and the steps of the stairs in the residence are considered “safe”. As it turns out, all precautions are in vain, when the nerves are.