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Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself as speculation over worsening health grows: report
NY Post ^ | 12/2/2022 | Olivia Land

Posted on 12/02/2022 6:01:31 AM PST by marcusmaximus

Russian President Vladimir Putin fell down the stairs and soiled himself this week amid mounting speculation that his health is declining, an anti-Kremlin Telegram channel with apparent links to his security team reported.

Putin, 70, suffered the unfortunate fall at his Moscow official residence on Wednesday evening, according to the Telegram channel “General SVR,” which purports to be run by a former Russian spy.

The ailing Russian leader allegedly fell down five steps before landing on his coccyx, or tailbone.

Although his security guards immediately rushed to his aid, the impact of the fall caused Putin to “involuntarily defecate” due to “cancer affecting his stomach and bowels,” according to the channel.

The incident is the latest health scare for Putin, who is rumored to suffering from worsening cancer and Parkinson’s disease amid the ongoing war with Ukraine.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: anonymoussources; asuckereveryminute; bidenmoment; dirtybomb; imaginarynews; involuntary; pooptinpants; putin
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1 posted on 12/02/2022 6:01:31 AM PST by marcusmaximus
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I will dance a little jig when this creep dies.


2 posted on 12/02/2022 6:09:37 AM PST by TexasFreeper2009
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To: marcusmaximus

“an anti-Kremlin Telegram channel with apparent links to his security team reported.”

i.e. CIA anon propaganda burner account.


3 posted on 12/02/2022 6:09:43 AM PST by LouieFisk
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To: marcusmaximus

The CIA has mini fly like drones that check if people soil themselves.

The drones report to Western Media


4 posted on 12/02/2022 6:10:30 AM PST by jcon40 (Machinery is only as good as its design and quality of parts. A citizen is only as good as...)
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To: TexasFreeper2009

The last stick in the wheel of the NWO.


5 posted on 12/02/2022 6:12:41 AM PST by JJBookman (Be defined by your virture and NOT your sin. )
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To: marcusmaximus
Putin is former KGB and his security guards are hand-picked by him. He's not an idiot like Biden.

Does the NY Post really think he is going to release information to anyone that is not designed for effect? And BTW, if anyone on his team released private information on Putin to the press, does anyone think Putin wouldn't identify that person and have him tossed out a window before lunchtime?

6 posted on 12/02/2022 6:13:09 AM PST by RoosterRedux
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“Putin, 70, suffered the unfortunate fall”

Too bad someone didn’t get that on video. It’d be priceless.


7 posted on 12/02/2022 6:14:43 AM PST by ScottinVA (Slava Ukraini!)
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Russian president: "I cannot stand all these questions about my health. I am to be described as 'robust' and 'healthy'."
8 posted on 12/02/2022 6:15:23 AM PST by Carl Vehse (A proud member of the LGBFJB community)
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https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/4113358/posts?page=27

Another posting, different source, 31 comments at this time


9 posted on 12/02/2022 6:15:44 AM PST by deport
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NY Post having a good time with the story this morning:

Vladimir Poop-tin Russian strongman fell down stairs, soiled self as health speculation grows

https://nypost.com/


10 posted on 12/02/2022 6:15:52 AM PST by marcusmaximus
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Daily occurrence at the Biden residence...


11 posted on 12/02/2022 6:16:11 AM PST by kosciusko51
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It must be understood that the deplorable state of the president’s physical and mental health affects the adoption of key decisions. Putin doesn’t want to change history, he wants to end it.”

Never in the history of world have the leaders of the world's two most powerful superpowers been in total agreement.

12 posted on 12/02/2022 6:16:19 AM PST by LibWhacker
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Call me when Russian TV interrupts regular programming to play Swan Lake.


13 posted on 12/02/2022 6:16:20 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Soon the January 6 protesters will be held (without trial or bail) longer than Jefferson Davis was.)
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an anti-Kremlin Telegram channel ... reported.

All I need to know. Fits Speedily in with the daily uke posts.

14 posted on 12/02/2022 6:16:21 AM PST by C210N (Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.)
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“Although his security guards immediately rushed to his aid, the impact of the fall caused Putin to “involuntarily defecate”

Sounds like Depends are in his future.


15 posted on 12/02/2022 6:19:18 AM PST by ScottinVA (Slava Ukraini!)
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To: marcusmaximus

Must be the Biden Effect...


16 posted on 12/02/2022 6:20:05 AM PST by larrytown (A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
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WOW! Putin fell down stairs and crapped himself just like Brandon! What a world we live in ruled by doddering old fools and their delusions.


17 posted on 12/02/2022 6:22:15 AM PST by Dr. Franklin ("A republic, if you can keep it." )
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To: marcusmaximus

Meanwhile, Mister Potato Head takes falls, probably poops his pants AND can barely complete a full sentence.

Nothing to see here.


18 posted on 12/02/2022 6:22:38 AM PST by gathersnomoss (LIVE FREE OR DIE)
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To: marcusmaximus

Total BS, but fun to picture it.


19 posted on 12/02/2022 6:23:29 AM PST by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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Wait, pootski or branDUHn? Sounds similar.


20 posted on 12/02/2022 6:25:24 AM PST by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
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