[absalom01]

Have to admit it's kind of cool. 

But you'd look like the Michelin man with this over any body armor.

 

But I still want one, tbh.

[OldWarBaby]

My Garands hold eight shots-—any one of which can make that Mattel zoot suit obsolete.

[philman_36]

But I still want one, tbh.

Try a leather worker. A hobbyist if nothing else.
You could make one yourself.
Good light gauge leather wears easy and is durable despite that.