[Excuse_Me]

The original request to bagster was for a limerick starting with “There was an old creep from Nantucket”. Since that was not done, here’s my contribution:

There was an old creep from Nantucket
who kept all his cash in a bucket.
His daughter, named Nan,
ran off with a man,
and as for the bucket—Nan tucket!

[hillarynot]

Your limerick-- that was a nice try
And your screen name - it did catch my eye
Could you secretly be - on TV who I often see
Steve Martin - that wild and crazy guy