How to win a war?
Have a strong meme game.
Lose Europe’s largest nuclear power plant to your opponent.
Lose countrywide access to electricity, water and heating - but post selfies on Twitter when it happens.
Drop your flag on Snake Island.
Claim your best fighter pilot is the Ghost of Kyiv
Have a kick ass olive green t-shirt.
Do a Vogue photoshoot.
Issue a few commemorative stamps while taking selfies beside it.
Have a Hollywood ass give you an Oscar.
Beg. Beg more. Beg relentlessly.
Confuse the enemy then blame the enemy by using SAM’s to attack your own apartment complexes and, if needed, Poland.
Employ women to knock down Russian drones from a balcony with jars of pickles.
Continually insist that you are shooting down 100% of the Russian missiles and drones hitting Kyiv while at the same time, repeatedly claiming that Russia is out of missiles and drones.
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