Reminding me of my all time favorite “miss hear.” The little boy telling the preacher his favorite sunday school song was the one about the bear. “ Gladly the cross-eyed bear!”
A friend has a grandson who misheard the last line of the verse for Jesus Loves Me.
“Little ones to Him belong, we are weak butts, He is strong.”
From out of the mouths of babes...
My cousin who was about five at the time - went to Sunday School. At the end of the service, my uncle asked her what she learned. She responded that God is a string bean. He was shocked and approached the teacher who had told her this. No, the teacher said, I said God is a Supreme Being. Funny - 40 years later, we still tease her about it.
Well check this out, Many years ago...we were in church and the pastor said “God, is the Master of the Universe” and a friend of ours little boy stood up in his seat and hollers ‘NO He’s Not, HE-MAN is!!
The look on the preachers face, priceless