I’m an Illinois conservative. My vote never counts, my voice is never heard, and the Ill-Annoy Republican Party is a castrati circle jerk. Central planning may have been started in the Soviet Union but was perfected in Springfield. Keep lubricating The Combined, Comrade! Next up: Constitutional challenges to the SAFE-T Act and Amendment 1. FJB let’s go Prickster.
Don’t forget the mandatory vaccines for all public-school children and the comprehensive sex education that goes full force in 2023.