[noiseman]

LOL. I presume this thing will be safe from Japanese torpedo bomber attack and iceberg collision (though drunk Italian captain running it aground is a distinct possibility), but I agree that I wouldn’t want to live on it either.

If I were you, though, I wouldn’t wait by the phone to be offered a cruise line marketing job. Your post is like a visual version of the fine print at the end of every ad. I’m still laughing.

[mcshot]

Pull the beast onshore and you will have a European high rise