Hahahahahahaha! Reminds me of this scene from "Monty Python and The Holy Grail" when Lancelot (John Cleese) slashes and kills a bunch of guests trying to save a maiden from a forced marriage, only to find out is a homosexual man. When the father finds out he is the famous and influential Lancelot, when the other guests want to kill him, he says:
"...This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death..."
NO SINGING!