[ComputerGuy]

I’m going to share the Butterfingers. No one else knows anything about the Reese Cups.

[SunkenCiv]

:^) “What smells like peanut butter?”

“I don’t smell anything.” (muttered through a mouthful of cups)

[FlyingEagle]

Everyone knows children don’t like dark chocolate, so I’ll just eat those.