I heard the 42 year old was in his underwear and a MAGA hat....
Close but incomplete.
1. Donald Trump personally drove him to the house.
2. Trump bought the hammer.
3. The underwear had MAGA MAN embroidery in red on silk of the finest quality 5th avenue can offer. Oddly so was Mr. Pelosi in such underwear. F Lee Baily was unavailble for consultation on this, and Adam Schiffe said, "who is Pelosi?"
4. Trump served as a lookout for this dastardly deed for which he paid big bucks to the MAGA criminal.
5. Trump was actually caught by a policeman whom was MAGA and secretly whisked away after Trump passed out over a dozen MAGA hats to the police. Command Sergent Schultz saw nothing and knows nothing.
6. The real purpose was to kidnap Nancy and bring her to Trump so he could confess his undying love for her and he was leaving Melania. Absolute proof Trump is insane as the Dems always told us.
7. The police were puzzled as they had never seen a hammer with a vibrating handle. Forensics is working on this as we speak. /S
My version is just as believable as what the media is saying or rather not saying. Hope I brought a smile to you.
And I heard he had bleach and a noose, as well!!