[Mr Rogers]

In my home, it would be much simpler. Instead of DIALING 911, I’d PICK UP a 1911, aka 1911 Colt Government 45. And when I asked, “Why are you here?”, I wouldn’t exactly be ASKING....

But then, I don’t let guys dressed only in their underwear inside at 2 AM.

And just why does someone with $300 million not have a damn good alarm system?

[kiryandil]

And when I asked, “Why are you here?”, I wouldn’t exactly be ASKING....

Hope there would be time to pack a wad of Beechnut...

[TChad]

But then, I don’t let guys dressed only in their underwear inside at 2 AM.

You actually believe that DePape just wandered up to Pelosi's house without his pants on? Say it isn't so.

Isn't it slightly more likely that he and Pelosi both took their pants off while inside the house?