I am not sure they both had hammers (Hammer Sex? Okay, kinkeeee...)
I thought when the police arrived, they were both struggling for control of one hammer.
Both in their underwear?
Pelosi said he was a “friend” but didn’t know his name?
Hmm.
Sounds like male prostitution. Hippie with no money looking for kicks and money. Pelosi cruising and looking. Fight over money. Or kinky homosexual sex. Or whatever.
Democrats are finding themselves in the odd position of both wanting to blame MAGA Republicans for the attack and wishing the story would go away.
I think both things can be true at the same time. David DePape is some weird QAnon conspiracy nut and Paul Pelosi engages in the sexual services of male escorts.