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A woman I worked with complained about ants or some other insect getting into her house. She said she didn't want to use chemicals so I suggested she try diatomaceous earth.
Her: "I don't want to use chemicals."
Me: "It's not a chemical. It's naturally occurring. It's the remains of ancient sea critters. You can eat the stuff."
Her: "No. I don't want to use chemicals."
I've encountered a similar mindset many times during the 'rona nonsense.
"There are some people you just can't reach."
“It’s frickin’ dirt lady”, is what you should have said. LOL