Resident Joe Biden is planning to host an official dinner for Queen Elizabeth, with special guest Coolio providing musical entertainment.
(too soon?)
...And, because ol' Potato Head does any damn thing he wants, he'll sign an Ex Order and get Jackie, that dead congresswoman, exhumed so she can put in a special guest appearance so when he evil-whispers, "Jackie, where are ya?" she'll sit up when he calls her out.
And Puppet-head Ragg Mopp presstitute will say "Top of mind! Told ya so!"
HAHA!