[SunkenCiv]

The Gulf Stream is the moderating influence on that part of the world; palm trees survive in the inner hebrides. But it doesn’t get hot, or even warm (if ya ask me) in the Orkneys. You’re going to enjoy a lot of colder bean crops, asparagus, short-season varieties of other things, fish, and meat.

http://www.orkneyjar.com/orkney/climate.htm

OTOH, they still have this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twatt,_Orkney

So does the Shetlands, where the sign is funnier:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twatt,_Shetland

[Mr Radical]

You’re not wrong:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bere_%28grain%29

But I couldn’t possibly add anything to Twatt.