Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, stunned by President Joe Biden’s ‘long fart’ during chat
While attending the summit to talk about reducing emissions, the president reportedly produced some gas of his own.
It caught Camilla off guard, so much so that she “hasn’t stopped talking about it”, a source told The Mail on Sunday.
“It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,” the source said.
“Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.”
Accounts of Sock Puppet’s loose pucker string are unsurprising. As his dementia progresses, voluntary and involuntary bodily functions deteriorate. Mr. Poopy Pants continues to decline.