[bagster]

He is in the clinic undergoing painful and humiliating Monkeypox therapy which involves numerous undignified probings and manipulations of his infected tooty-hole.

And this is what I get for bangin' out your mom. Why didn't you tell me the skeevy, poxy, doxy got around like she do? Some bro you are.

(that's right, we're doing mom's now)

[meyer]

Welcome Bag, backster!

Errrr, you know what I mean...

[humblegunner]

Some bro you are.

Hey! You made it back from the Monkeypox Clinic!
You just lost me a bet but I ain't even mad.

I hope they was able to cure your poor wretched disease-infested tootie-hole.
Or replace it. Whichever was cheaper.