Up here you could get excused from a Jury Pool by reading “The Way Things Ought To Be” by Rush Limbaugh. That might not work there, though.
Nah, I don’t think so. Almost everyone in this complex is a conservative, and most folks in the state seem to have gun “collections.”
Now, if the same book were read in Las Vegas, it would have guaranteed your exclusion from jury duty. But you didn’t hear that from me!