I can see that life in South Dakota would have that result.
Patrick came by the get the Unacceptable Receptacle so Sally can take her cat to the vet. He has shaved and got a haircut and is looking less skinny. Rather handsome, in fact. Maybe he’s met someone he wants to impress, or maybe Sally mocked him for looking like a homeless alien.

Even pets get to look like their pets.
Wow. I’d almost have to see Patrick to believe he doesn’t look like a homeless alien. I mean, he’s always been rather alienish, but maybe just being away from home and its challenges was enough. Or maybe he’s met someone he wants to impress. ;o]