Knew this would be an ultra-whine fest when I saw that it was from the San Francisco Comical.
I think part of this bozo’s problem was that, as he noted, he shut himself in for a couple years to avoid getting the dreaded “’vid”. This also probably kept his body from being exposed to everyday bacteria that may have helped ease his symptoms to some extent.
But, as we all know, “follow the science”, or Dr. FauXi’s version of it.
He also said his immune system wasn't that great and that he gained weight. Both issues he could have addressed proactively, resulting in milder symptoms—or none at all.