Maybe I should’ve phrased it a little differently so I could’ve pinged a certain FReeper to a Blazing Saddles referenece. You shouldn't have to spend your entire evening consulting thesaurus.com and mashing the spelcheck buttons. Better to just flow and let your creativity appear on the page as if by magic. In your case, dark magik.
Did you see where she accused me of repeatedly posting sexual vulgarities to her, even though I knew she was a girl (implying I was acting like an obscene phone caller or something)?
I would like to have seen that exchange and the resultant gassie head pop. You blow up real good.
Rolling my eyes into the next *county*.
Which county is that? Hitler county?
I don’t see what all this fuss is about.
Some goober says he went digging around in a cadaver
and discovered the corpse was exhibiting a poor state of health?
Well whoop-a-dee-doo-McGoo.... what did he expect?
More healthier corpses?
Instead of all this yelling at each other, y’all ought
to go find this ghoul what likes rooting around inside
of dead bodies and whip his ass and tell him to straighten
up and knock that shizzle off and RIGHT NOW.