[Not A Snowbird]

I'm sitting in a field of sunflowers right now in Georgia waiting on some doves to fly over. Very tasty.

My front yard is a dove sanctuary; seems like the entire dove population of Maricopa county is hunkered down in my shrubbery avoiding the hunters.

There's a ton of new construction around us, so people who bought their houses less than a year ago got all panicky when they started hearing early morning gunfire a couple of days ago. They lit up Facebook asking what was going on.

[Gasshog]

They perch all over my deck, outside the city limits so legal enuf to blast them , but I think they are kinda sweet!

[The Toddler]

There's a ton of new construction around us, so people who bought their houses less than a year ago got all panicky when they started hearing early morning gunfire a couple of days ago. They lit up Facebook asking what was going on.

You should have replied...."The storm is upon us!"