[humblegunner]

Welp... I guess that’s just about the end of YOU right there.
You’re going up the river, up in the County and out to the farm.

You can count on me to toss a few dollars in your commissary
account, you know, for ramen and deodorant and such like.

I hope this lesson is well heeded here on Free Republic.
Sassing people on the internets is serious business and
can land your ass in stir pretty darn quick if you ain’t careful.

That’s why I NEVER do any sassing, no sir, not me.
I’m too pretty for prison.

[bagster]

You're living a dream, Bumpkin. Your time will come, and sooner than you think. Q post #4529 says that Durham is well along in the case of The People vs. Bumpkin.

The bad news is, you and I could be cellies. The good news is, we can start our own prison gang. Start working on some tat designs.

Oh, you'll be making my bunk and folding my socks. Amongst other things.