You keep telling that lie. I guess if you tell it long enough, people may start to believe it, right? Nice theory.
This is why you’re not trusted and thought of as a Propagandist for all things Vax and Q.
Haha, oh is THAT why? Riddle solved. Now I can work on my branding.
Now you have a part in my origin story. I can now sell it to Marvel Studios. We'll get Napoleon Dynamite to play you (nunchuck skills, ultra-nerd). We're gonna have to fatten him up a lot, but he'll be committed to the role, don't worry.
Okay, Chase. I'm gonna dip. Go to bed, already. You'll need to be fresh for tomorrow's ass whoopin'.
*waves*
