The ancient Greeks had the herms. In 415 B.C., just before the Athenian expedition to Sicily was set to sail, all the herms in Athens had their phalli broken off. That created a panic—people thought it was part of a plot to overthrow the government. After an investigation they thought they figured out who the guilty men were but scholars still debate what the true story was.
So you’re saying that if we want to clean up the beltway we have to start by breaking dicks? Works for me. Do I have to take a number or will a dick be assigned to me?