[Cecily]

I hope the player’s wife never travels to Greece, home of the Doric, Ionic and Corinthian columns.

[shotgun]

And this was in Indianapolis. Probably the farthest south she ever traveled was from Oakland to San Francisco.

[llevrok]

I hope the player’s wife never travels to Greece, home of the Doric, Ionic and Corinthian columns.

Or to an Obama campaign rally.