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Missouri pastor apologizes after calling congregation ‘cheap’ for not buying him luxury watch
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Posted on 08/19/2022 2:48:50 PM PDT by LouAvul
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To: LouAvul
Flip Wilson had a character he called Reverend Leroy, and one day Reverend Leroy was preaching to the congregation of what he called “The Church Of What’s Happening Now!” The time came for the offering. The plates shot around the room and returned empty. Wilson, as Rev. LeRoy, continued:
“Brothers and sisters,” Reverend Leroy said, “this won’t do. In order for this church to progress, first this church has got to crawl, this church has got to crawl!”
And the members cried out, “Make it crawl, Rev. Make it crawl!”
“And after this church has crawled, this church has got to stand up and walk! This church has got to walk!”
And the members yelled, “Make it walk, Rev! Make it walk!”
“And after this church has walked, this church has got to run! This church has got to run!”
And the members yelled, “Make it run, Rev! Make it run!”
“And in order for this church to run, it’s gonna take money! It’s gonna take money!”
And the members yelled, “Let it crawl, Rev. Let it crawl!”
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posted on
08/19/2022 5:43:05 PM PDT
by
fidelis
(👈 Under no obligation to respond to rude, ignorant, abusive, bellicose, and obnoxious posts.)
To: LouAvul
What a complete TOOL!
Kick this 🤡 to the curb people!!!
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posted on
08/19/2022 6:52:59 PM PDT
by
bantam
To: NWFree
Close, he needs a Goofy watch.
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posted on
08/19/2022 6:53:37 PM PDT
by
matthew fuller
(Murrill McLean Award, for cowardice by a Policeman, shooting of 12 lb. Mini-Dachshund. Danville, VA)
To: plain talk
Quite frankly I didn’t find it near as bad as many other TV evangelists. Heck, the guy even said exactly what he wanted, not telling lies and scamming senior out of their money.
To: cornfedcowboy
“Quite frankly I didn’t find it near as bad as many other TV evangelists”
I did.
To: LouAvul
“…I’m sorry… that y’all is just a bunch a cheap @$$, b#*%ches…”
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posted on
08/19/2022 7:24:29 PM PDT
by
joethedrummer
(We can't vote our way out of this, folks..)
To: LouAvul
Of course there’s a photo. These dandies always have photos.
To: NWFree
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posted on
08/20/2022 4:37:45 AM PDT
by
Eric in the Ozarks
(Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.q at)
To: LouAvul
lulz abound. I favor Casio myself. Look at w800 Casio at ebay. Grey bezel.
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posted on
08/21/2022 2:23:25 PM PDT
by
dennisw
To: martin_fierro
His haircut is chiseled! At least $100
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posted on
08/21/2022 2:55:28 PM PDT
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dennisw
To: dennisw
- Solar-powered
- Syncs via radio with atomic clock out of Colorado
- Nice bright backlight @ night
Best damn watch I've ever owned, though not the best-looking.
To: martin_fierro
Very very very nice! Casio rules! All others can.........................
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posted on
08/21/2022 5:20:17 PM PDT
by
dennisw
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