[Gasshog]

NOBODY gived the right answers, or tried tuh... So heah they is

Ax (question) Ah ax Betty Lou fo a date

Abode (piece of wood) Ah smacked that old mule with abode

Barn (hatched) I wuz barn in Buminham

Braid (a baked good) That wuz right tastee braid

Bun (gets hot, like, when you stick your hand in the far)

Rat Cheer (not there) (here) like, I laid it rat cheer.

Fussed (comes rite before second)

Cad (to tote) I cad a hunert pounds

Caw (automobile) That’s a fine new caw!

Stow (a place where you buy stuff)

Thud (comes after second)

Gull (young woman) She’s one purty gull

Fode (a certain type of caw) (Tennessee Ernie’s last name)

Wah (a battle, twixt opposing armies)

[HippyLoggerBiker]

Thanks for heppin’ me figger dem out...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oScmodG_riM

[Bob Ireland]

earl - (it lubricates yo injun; also WD40)

[goldbux]

ThankQ for the education!

Ah nude haff uffum, but was bizee typing replize to diffrunt posts.

[ponygirl]

Sorry to tell you, Gasshog, but that looks like a Yankee list of “Southernisms.” You might speak Southern if you’re Urban; but speaking Urban doesn’t qualify as being Southern.

And errbody knows that “fussed” is what your grandmomma did when you tracked mug on her carpet.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Oh yeah?

War, tar, far.

And for bonus points:
Plars.