If there's one advantage to living in the Maoist cesspool called Massachusetts it's that regardless of where you are you're within driving distance of the best healthcare in the world.
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... living in the Maoist cesspool called Taxachusetts it's that ...
Fixed it.
I feel your pain, I live in the People's Republic of Washington, 50 miles north of the San-Fran-Freak-O, of the north, formerly known as Seattle.
When I have to visit the jungle of commie's, it brings out my feminine side:
Do I wear my 45, (seventeen-shot) or go with the 9mm (seventeen-shot) Glock.
Decisions, decisions. Yes sir, the Paradox of choice, can be maddening.