Don’t piss of a drainage firm boss named O’Brien.
Still, I have to wonder if his wife was all, “so you laid on top of that naked woman for over an hour, did you think she was pretty?? Hmmmmm?!? You haven’t done that to me in years. You said you didnt mind my weight! Do I have to Alloy Hackbar now to get your attention like that??? Hmmmm?!?! Jeez O’Kelly. the more she yelled and struggled, the tighter you hung on to her, sweating, grasping her all over. All I can see is her naked body beneath you, Phillip!!!
Ugh, pour soul. In the doghouse for years to come.
/s for terrible entertainment purposes only. I’m a sick man.
No, not a sick man. Sick and tired, maybe, but not sick. The soliloquy you penned reveals that you know too much to remain silent. You have also personally heard (as in, Amber Heard) or been told too much to remain silent. Real Men need a Swingdoc.